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7 Bugs We Would Fuck Before Fucking Joseph Gordon-Levitt


This hot piece of ass is a 10. Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks like a Q-Tip. No thanks!


This sexy bug would have been a more believable romantic lead in 500 Days of Summer.



This alluring cutie would have done a better job writing, directing, and starring in Don Jon.
This bug would be a more devoted son to Dennis Levitt and Jane Gordon. So hot.


This bug duo would be a better husband to Tasha McCauley, and that’s a promise.

This horned bad boy would never sing a lame duet with Zooey Deschanel, unlike that sellout Joseph Gordon Levitt.

This bug is ugly as hell but we would sooner fuck it than Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

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